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Your Mom Goes To College

I'm Zoe. 23 years old. England.
I couldn't beat you in a Pokémon battle, but I'll brag about crying when I loose.

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  • lamphous:

    hyrude:

    i’ve searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can’t find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

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    matched set

    (via ambientradiation)

    Oct 24 2025
  • helpercameron:

    helpercameron:

    helpercameron:

    helpercameron:

    Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

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    Your fates are sealed

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    The Elixers

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    (via always-an-evergreen)

    Oct 22 2025
  • strawberrymilkshakeearrings:

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    forgot to post this the other day

    (via always-an-evergreen)

    Oct 09 2025
  • wizard-dax:

    The fact that now Chapel is canonically bad at making plomeek soup makes TOS even funnier. Like he’s not just throwing that soup against the wall because he’s close to Pon Farr and is unable to control his aggression, it’s that AND the soup SUCKS

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    Oct 04 2025
  • alligator-gothic:

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    The Trouble with Trabubus

    Oct 01 2025
  • clarisinne:

    egggargler:

    annetastic1981a:

    jarosiem:

    superpyodan:

    clarisinne:

    I’ve realized most of my friends are everything but Harvey spouses like hello Harvey simps I’d like to connect

    blinks at you awkwardly with my big gay alex loving eyes

    blinks at you awkwardly with my big lesbian haley loving eyes

    blinks at you awkwardly with my big straight sebastian loving eyes

    blinks at you awkwardly with my big queer sam loving eyes

    Like. look at this shit

    (via superpyodan)

    Sep 28 2025
  • kittykat-pikachu:

    dont you hate it when youre given a really cool leather jacket but it turns out to be pleather. fuuuck man now the dangerous crow boy whos job it is to destroy plastic will become obsessed with me

    Sep 28 2025
  • sixquarksinatrenchcoat:

    sixquarksinatrenchcoat:

    It’s all fun and games with the dangerous crow boy til u realize that the latex condom counts as plastic too. Soon you’ll be laying an egg

    Lots of people in the notes are concocting workarounds or technicalities so the crow boy can have safe sex: you forget. he’s literally dangerous

    (via egberts)

    Sep 26 2025
  • amberkendslacy:

    amberkendslacy:

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    (via egberts)

    Sep 26 2025
  • bibiopic:

    egberts:

    I really can’t believe we all grew up together on this goddamn bitch of a website

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    (via snuv)

    Sep 21 2025
  • cutsofguiltcutsdeeper:

    mr-deep-downer:

    does weighted clothing work or is Rock Lee a liar

    everything that happened in naruto is real

    (via lilac-ari)

    Sep 21 2025
  • buckgodot:

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    Sep 18 2025
  • nimeleth:

    clarkssqt:

    How I feel after immediately going onto tumblr after watching a movie/series

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    5 seconds after end credits and I’m on tumblr and Ao3

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    Originally posted by merpymac

    Sep 16 2025
  • ovur:

    relelvance:

    ovur:

    Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

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    You’ll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

    (via chongoblog)

    Sep 15 2025
  • kaasiand:
“wickedsick:
“npcmimic:
“why is no one talking about the REAL discourse happening in the Seaking fandom??
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The horn is like the lamest part of seaking. There’s no interesting color variation, no meaningful differences between different...

    kaasiand:

    wickedsick:

    npcmimic:

    why is no one talking about the REAL discourse happening in the Seaking fandom??

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    The horn is like the lamest part of seaking. There’s no interesting color variation, no meaningful differences between different Seaking… The horn is lame. The fins are awesome.

    nice argument. unfortunately

    Horn Drill

    (via chongoblog)

    Sep 13 2025